omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

lumos5000:

amazingphanonfire:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?

he keeps calling me daddy. 

i am a female. 

i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer. 

are you my daddy?

signingpineapple:

i-am-superjohnlocked:

terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind:

i-want-chips:

karkatsaysfuck:

voculabulary:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

i’m pretty sure neither of you is right

they are telling it to you straight 

300% DONE

i think you mean 360%

shut the fuck up

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE. 

loveknowsnodistancee:

∞Relationship Blog!∞